fritjof 

Fritjof is a definition of a very hot and glorius boy, u should treat him like a king if u want good luck in life. He is usually very big "down there" and is quite the little treat. He is kind of a pain in the ass but he is still a fucking bad ass.

Oh boy, he's really fritjof!

fritjof by Fritjoflager December 12, 2016

Grandma's Apple Fritter 

Vaginal Labia that dangle low and look generally unappealing. Usually found on older women.

Ted shacked up with that cougar last night. He said that Grandma's Apple Fritter was so bad that it was like trying to pull gum off of a park bench.

Grandma's Apple Fritter by BuiltForComfort1981 June 30, 2009

fruitkake 

Similar to bukake, it is the process at throwing fruit (any form, packaged or fresh) at a girl in the middle of a circle of guys (preferably 50+). Yelling FRUITKAKE while doing so is also preferred.

No tomatoes are allowed, since they are too controversial in the ethics of fruitkake

Lauren: omg gurfreind, i forgot my lunch, ima be so hungry after 4th period -__-

Gurrfriend: NAW bitch just sit in the middle of some boys, start some fruitkake, and you good to go!

fruitkake by 2seckC4U September 15, 2010

fruittyaddz 

Cutest Fanpage
A Queen
Everybody loves her!💘

Girl 1: Hey! Have you ever seen a Fanpage Named „fruittyaddz” ?
Girl 2: Ofc! She’s my fp idol!

fruittyaddz by Rexi October 29, 2021

fruitloop dingus 

Someone who is nerdy and stupid who gets on your nerves by their chipmunk cheeks and their inability to be a good player. Made popular by Zach Rance on #BigBrother #bb16

Zach: I've nominated you Nicole and you Victoria for eviction... ya fruitloop dingus

fruitloop dingus by shadyboots88 August 1, 2014

Nikolai Fraiture

Talented bassist from The Strokes. Dresses alot nicer than any of the other band members with things such as 50's pants and shoes. Plays a Fender Jazz Bass and a Rickenbacker. Is often hard to notice during performances because of his calm nature. He is always calmly standing in one spot playing his bass even during the most energetic songs.

Unknowledgeable Concert Goer: Who is that mysterious, quiet man with the Bass?

Fan: That is Nikolai Fraiture, he is a better bassist than you are.

Unknowledgeable Concert Goer: I see! Who is that extravagent man with the bobbly afrow?

Fan: That is Albert Hammond Jr. he is the opposite in terms of energy, to Nikolai Fraiture

Nikolai Fraiture by McPierre July 6, 2006

fruitcorn 

Another name for the food court

If you want to get something to eat, go to the fruitcorn!

fruitcorn by babeedonkee July 29, 2008