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french fries 

the fucking best food in the world so oily and deep fried and salted the only part about french fries that sucks is when seagles steal them but the solution is to order chicken wings on the side
those french fries are the bomb
french fries by <====8 November 6, 2020

French Pudding 

The act of mixing pudding and human feces to consume for sexual enjoyment
Christian: What are you guys going to to tonight?
Hanna: We're going to make French Pudding :)
French Pudding by baggerclams November 13, 2020

French Loaf

When you get with Nathan's grandma and she looooves it.
I did a French Loaf over Christmas break. It was great!
French Loaf by Captain Nihilism December 6, 2020

French Toast 

jewish french people in 1941-1945
"that hitler hated French Toast"
"what's french toast?"
"jewish french people mate"

French Manicure 

French Manicure- when a guy says “just the tip
“I know you’re tired bae, lemme just give you the french”

French Manicure: when he wants to put just the tip in

“Ugh tonight...ok maybe just a french mani”

French Toaster 

A person who panic buys food staples at the first hint of a snow storm. Typically found in the Midwest, this type of shopper will stock up on 15 to 20 days worth of milk, eggs, and bread to ride out a one to two day snow event. What is ironic about the French Toaster is that they unwittingly bought the ingredients for, but very rarely make, French toast.
The Weather report calls for an inch of snow for tomorrow. I'll bet the French Toasters are emptying the shelves of milk, bread, and eggs again.