owk'd me

Pronounced "oaked"
Short slang for "obi wan kenobi'd me."
The term refers to obi wan's great power for mind control. Specifically where he tricks the storm troopers into letting him pass in star wars. So one would use this slang in reference to someone who has tricked you into doing something.

My girlfriend straight owk'd me into watching that chick flick last night.

by The Boozer May 2, 2009

Me-leena

The cutest girl you will ever meet. Someone who loves to go on adventures and hang with friends. A true Latina who looks amazing with her hair drenched in water after a nice shower. A Meleena will always be there for you and have your back at all times. She also enjoys cuddles and naptime. Adores animals and tends to have her way by her memorizing brown eyes. Meleena’s also have the best last names. If you have a crush on her you probably wont have the balls to tell her like you should. Her presence leads to people screaming Tores very loudly especially those named Chris. Meleena’s are very rare and extremely valuable, so make sure if you meet one to keep them close.

Jake: Whose the cute girl?
Me: That’s Me-Leena Torres!

by @coolchrisd16 November 30, 2019

follow me

a fanpages worst nightmare to see in the comments of their instagram posts. fanpages do not aknowledge these kinds of things in the comments of their posts and it is likely that the person who tells the fanpage to follow them will get blocked. don't ever say this in the comments of their instagram when they are trying to show their love and support to their favs, they don't want to see this being said. respect fanpages because they are the ones working hard to bring you content for your entertainment.

"please follow me"

"follow me and i follow back"

"follow me, i am a fan"

by ggroupsite September 6, 2020

me and chris

Shipping yourself with Chris cause he's so fucking hot, cute, handsome, sexy, beautiful. Only boys are allowed to use this.

*nocontextnba posts a suspect picture*
Everyone in the comments: Me and Chris

by Luka Doncic December 23, 2020

web me

Fuck my brains out

'Please web me', meaning 'Please fuck my brains out!'

by DataCable February 21, 2015

hit me

Literally what it says. "Hit me." If you say that to me I'll hit you in the forearm with a quick jab.

"Hit me."
*Punches him in the arm.*
"Ouch! What you do that for?!"

by deezynardz April 23, 2023

It's Not Me Here

An expression used as an excuse when in a location that may be compromising or embarassing.

"Hello <winks> It's Not Me Here!"

by C January 10, 2004