Cocaine Facebooking

The act of harassing people on Facebook who you wouldn't normally talk to because you are extremely high on white powders and have no one else to talk to as you have taken the day off of work.

Tarquin spent all day cocaine facebooking. By the end of the day people had deleted Tarquin from their friend list.

by Poptart. March 4, 2014

Facebook Whore

A list of boys or girls most likely from high-school on facebook who are your imaginary whores that imaginarary are still attracted to you regardless if they are in a relationship, have big egos or hate your guts.

facebook whores

by anon76889 October 27, 2010

facebook PMS

When a women who is menstruating feels the need to post status updates of her mood swings on facebook. Usually done to gain attention or sympathy.

PMSer 1: I'm feeling pissed off at life! I HATE FAKES!

commenter: quit your whining nobody wants to here read about your facebook pms here. Go see a shrink or get some anger management.

PMSer 1: I'm gonna get you I don't know how but I'm gonna get you.

commenter: < calls the police

by dr.fill December 9, 2009

facebook stalker

a unknown character that into all the groups, fan clubs you are into on facebook.

John:dude i have notice this one chick that into all the stuff i'm into.
friend: she must be your facebook stalker!

by ur stalker(jk) April 13, 2010

facebook offical

when somebody says something and it is on facebook

Him and i are dating its facebook offical.

by Chivaun Snyder January 21, 2011

Facebook jail

Facebook blocks you because you want privacy and changed your name into a fake name. Or Facebook blocks you because you post too much in a group, Facebook sees you as spam. Or Facebook blocks you for having too many friends. Facebook is extremely introverted. Not a good place for extroverts.

This is Steve, I am in Facebook jail for 7 days. This is my brothers account.

by Ravenland May 29, 2018

About Facebook

To do change your mind on your decision to be on facebook.com Or, to do an about face.

Due to the message Renee received from her psycho ex, she decided to do an about facebook, cutting off all her friends and family in the process.

by KirkCHI December 27, 2009