douch-e

pronounced "do-shay" a double entendre word. Response to an insult meaning, you're a douche, but also, touché, you got me there.

A friend was making fun of me and got a good insult in, so I replied, "douch-e." He was unable to reply because the only appropriate response would be "douch-e."

by jackalopianforlife November 4, 2011

douchbagery

Actions taken that hurt or harm others while enriching oneself.

More douchbagery from a sociopath corperation. Some McDonald's locations around the country are experimenting with paying employees using preloaded Visa debit cards. Now instead of getting a paycheck employees are charged by Visa each time they access their money. Bet they have are getting some kind of kickback from Visa.

by Zuluspice September 7, 2013

Douchatania

A douche of epic proportions. One who strives to be the ultimate douche but ultimately is overshadowed by newer, bigger, and bolder douches who torpedo their ambitions. End result is a has-been douche whose only claim to fame are the lives he/she has ruined in the past.

Matthew is depressed because after all of his machinations, he realized that he wasn't even able to be a successful douche. He's set sail on the final voyage of the RMS Douchatania.

John is such a tool, just when you think he couldn't get any lower, he sunk to the bottom just like the Douchatania he is.

by NapalmNick September 12, 2013

Douchateria

Douchateria – (douchebag x cafeteria) Typically associated with low-end Chinese restaurants, the douchateria can hardly be called a restaurant. This category of eating establishment is where people go to gorge on marginally safe and marginally edible foods made by greedy douchebags who push low quality ingredients that are likely out of date. Want to wash your hands? Why bother? The staff doesn’t.

Dude lets go eat. Where do you want to go? Lets just make a quick trip to the douchateria then head to the bar.

by Johnny Umuzungu September 13, 2013

doghawk

A Mohawk for a dog. When the

Crown of the head stands up in a line from forehead to the back of the hair line. Doghawk.

My dog went to the dog groomers and came out with an orange doghawk.

by Jenetted November 21, 2013

douchamera

The rear-facing camera on an Apple iPad which inexplicably conveys to the user that they can use a tablet as a damn camera.

Look at this jaggoff. He's ruining the aquarium with that douchamera!

by Intornet December 27, 2013

douchaversary

celebrating a year after dealing with a douche bag.

I can't believe it's been a year since we had to deal with that douche bag. Happy Douchaversary!

by Flame45 November 25, 2014