moist cracker

A white woman ready for sex. A naughty little thing.

Ex. This Triscuit is covered in balsamic vinegar. What a moist cracker!

Ex. I'm hungry for a moist cracker!

by Naughtylittlethingggg November 29, 2013

porn crackers

A faint whiff of obscenity

Porn crackers! We'll have to edit that out of the magic show.

by philologue August 22, 2011

Cracker finitchuwitch

And insult of a white person that’s just that asshole that one real dick to everyone aka the one no one likes

Rylee:you’re a real cracker finitchuwitch. John:fuck you asshole

by Lil poon April 20, 2018

Cracker

A contemptuous or degrading way to address a white person.

Get out of the pick up truck, cracker!

by Grizzly Pawn May 24, 2022

Cracker Wash

Quickly rinsing your dishes after you're done eating and throwing them on the dryer rack.

Not properly doing dishes but hey they're "clean "

Hey Johnny we're short on time, after eating make sure you cracker wash your plate!

by Mriceagegrillz November 21, 2025

Cracker sauce

Used to describe how mad you are towards a living thing

“I want Those girls to become cracker sauce!

by Potato village May 15, 2018

crackers

when something is so unbelievable. when something is so unfathomable. when something is really REALLY fucking mind boggling. that's when something is crackers.

person 1: we found out you committed treason, piracy in general and mutiny on the high seas in the Philippine waters, qualified piracy, qualified bribery, parricide, murder, infanticide, kidnapping and serious illegal detention and robbery with violence against or intimidation of persons.

person 2: thats crackers!

person 1: you are serving a sentence for 354 years.

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