Fruit cake

A disgusting type of cake made out of fruit and high in calories.

A name to call some one who is absolutely loopy or stupid.

“I really dislike fruitcake”
Or
“That dude is an absolute fruit cake”

by Churchy C October 26, 2020

fadootle cakes

something you say when you don’t want to say the f word

omg mayah what the fadootle cakes

by pro cool kid sophia October 3, 2020

The cake is a lie

What most people online don't seem to fully understand, is that it is not just a fictitious reward, but also a silly, frivolous reward in the face of great risk and danger.

"Ivan told me if I broke into a Russian FSB computer, they have a Special Edition of the Urban Dictionary, with the correct definition of 'the cake is a lie!'" "Sorry Tovarish, we can't risk the chance you found out anything valuable, you must now eat this uranium yellowcake" "That kind of cake isn't for eating, it will poison me!" "Yes, well in your search for 'the cake is a lie', the cake was a lie."

by cuvtixo October 4, 2020

Free Cake

A term used to describe a poorly-skilled opposition, typically used in sport.

“Hey bro we play Longford on the weekend”
“Ah yes, that’s free cake”

by ryxnphxlan October 16, 2020

Nut Cake

An art practiced in sex where right as your about to nut, do it on the outside of a vagina,so the nut resembles the frosting on a cake.

Guy 1: So how did the sex go.
Guy2: It was the best sex I've ever had.

Guy 1: Good for you buddy. How did you reward her for it?
Guy2: I made her a Nut Cake.

by ChipFlip. September 16, 2017

nutt cake

A cake in which the frosting is cum and only cum, and someone has to down the entire cake in one sitting.

"My friend John had to eat a nutt cake"

by BigOunceProffesionalStreetNi🅱 October 16, 2017

Chrissy Cakes

A tragically homely woman who bakes cakes for men who want to eat them and have it too!

Chrissy Cakes had a man visit her at her bakery so he could have his cake and eat it too because he's still hung up on her.

by lie4eil October 29, 2017