burg bagel

The act of warming up a bagel, spreading cream on it, and proceeding to have intercourse with it.

After whipping them nando boys ass, i went home to my lovely burg bagel.

by burgbagel September 19, 2019

preston baer

Preston Baer is a way to say damn girl your choking on your dick but it's too big to suck or choke on

Damn girl, you're going Preston Baer on me!
Girl: I know right...

by PsychoticPJ November 10, 2019

Lush-Badger

Adjective

A synonym for super awesome

“Dude that was totally lush-badger!”

by b.r.o January 8, 2020

Fish bagel

A yeast infection. A vagina infected with a yeast infection.

Did you see that guy's mouth? Yeah, gross, looks like he ate fish bagel!

by Full price Kim February 25, 2020

crazy bagel

when a male nuts on a females face and spreads it like a face mask made of nut using his penis

wow that was one crazy bagel we did last night!

by flappyduck420 April 21, 2020

windy bagel

Technical term for ones rear end (crap flap, balloon knot, star chamber, rusty socket, stinkin eye)

David: Hey man! Why are you itching your crack so much? Didn’t wipe enough?
Josh: I am fine. I appreciate your concern, but my windy bagel is talking to me

by DrPhilOnYaBooty May 20, 2020

Chocolate Badger

A women who wipes her vagina back to front.

That mong over there, she's got a chocolate badger!!!

by ZeroFluxGiven August 11, 2020