un-bacon

Free Range, All Natural, Fat Free, Organic Pussy.

Rex moved closer and caressed her heaving melons. He then went lower, lower to her un-bacon.

by Dick Perses February 12, 2010

Bacon chocolate

Also called Chocolate bacon, gods gifts to earth and almighty. It is What makes the world go round. Two of the best things on earth. Anyone who thinks otherwise is wrong and should only be forced to eat tofu for the rest of their lifeS

I love me some bacon chocolate every day of the week

by I'mwatchingmonsterfish September 30, 2016

Bacon Gauge

The number of slices of bacon in one pound of bacon

Bacon gauge of 12 has 12 slices in a pound of bacon. This is your normal thick cut bacon.

by EL0C June 1, 2013

Bacon

Prison slang for a sex offender

The "Bacon Wing" also known as the "43's protection wing"where they segregate the sex offenders ,nonces and rapists ,so they don't get attacked by the normal prison population.

by MackerelMan December 24, 2023

bacon (hyena arc)

when a person named bacon becomes a furry, and enters a so called "hyena arc"

bacon decided one day to become a FURRY, and changed their name to bacon (hyena arc)
hey bacon (hyena arc) i went to GAYVILLE and everyone there knew you

by NOT tattoochicken July 18, 2025

Bacon

A women’s pussy. It resembles the pig originated food bacon.

“Hey Nick you get in that bacon last night?”.
-“Hell yeah she gave me that oinker too.”

by Idonoteatthatbacon123 December 24, 2023

Bacon

Any part of a female anatomy, especially the vagina, ass and tits.

James : oh my god chloe's got amazing bacon bits!

George : I'd eat her bacon right out till next week!

by cocktailsausauge June 2, 2014