owk'd me

Pronounced "oaked"
Short slang for "obi wan kenobi'd me."
The term refers to obi wan's great power for mind control. Specifically where he tricks the storm troopers into letting him pass in star wars. So one would use this slang in reference to someone who has tricked you into doing something.

My girlfriend straight owk'd me into watching that chick flick last night.

by The Boozer May 2, 2009

me susta

Surprised or shook about a situation or person.

"Al chiles, wey your hair me susta."

by CGT7 February 8, 2018

gunning me

your always trying to be better than me

Ronaldo: I scored 2 goals last game
Torres: I scored 3
Ronaldo: why are u gunning me?

by casper472 February 14, 2009

web me

Fuck my brains out

'Please web me', meaning 'Please fuck my brains out!'

by DataCable February 21, 2015

It's Not Me Here

An expression used as an excuse when in a location that may be compromising or embarassing.

"Hello <winks> It's Not Me Here!"

by C January 10, 2004

ogre me

To take an ugly girl willingly. This differs from the traditional wingman theory because you are looking to go hogging that night. The ultimate goal of your evening is to land that hog. The intentions for the night is to lay a girl that is at the most a 2 or worst. When one ogres it they are hitting rock bottom. The next worst thing a man could do is go gay.

binder ill take that ugly chick, ogre me!

by Dark Danny Brown May 27, 2007

hit me

Literally what it says. "Hit me." If you say that to me I'll hit you in the forearm with a quick jab.

"Hit me."
*Punches him in the arm.*
"Ouch! What you do that for?!"

by deezynardz April 23, 2023