the 50 cent treatment

A girl eats the guys ass

"ring, ring"

Hey we're done,

Girl: no weren't

Boy: yes ,because your crazy
Girl: okay well then I'll tell everyone about how I gave you the 50 cent treatment
Boy: you know I was just kidding baby

by White-slug March 11, 2016

mississippi mud treatment

You take a shit, use it as a finger paint, and use it on your fuck buddy

Hey babe, do you want a mississippi mud treatment?

by random guy at school August 4, 2016

wet noodle treatment

Slapping someone with cooked noodles

"I will give you the wet noodle treatment"

by Someone awesome June 27, 2016

Pee Pee Treat

A slang term referring to Kellogg's Rice Crispy Treats (and other Rice Crispy products). The name refers to a video posted in 2014 where an unidentified man urinates on the conveyor belt which the rice crispier were transported on. Many of them have been recalled but there are still hundreds out there.

Person 1: Hey, I gave Beth a Pee Pee Treat and she actually ate it.

Person 2: She must not know what's in those things.

by Supercoolsome June 7, 2016

Baby seal treatment

As in clubbing baby seals to death.

Those rioters deserve the baby seal treatment.

by princeofd 666 June 3, 2016

The Disney treatment

Whenever movie critics rate a movie, they give extra points to it for being a Disney movie.

The Last Jedi received the Disney treatment, this giving it a 92% on rotten tomatoes.

by TornadoGordo December 24, 2017

four wall treatment

Analogous to a 'tune up.' Typically performed one-on-one, behind closed doors, in a private office/room.

Recruit #1: "How the hell did Jones break his beak like that? Is it true that he got the four wall treatment from Rodriguez?"
Recruit #2: "Shit, brah, all I know is that he was gettin' an ass chewin' from Gunny Rodriguez, then I heard him mouth off with something, then it was like 'BAM, BAM, BAM, BAM.' Then the shit got real quiet. So I took off before Gunny four-walled my skinny ass next!"

by Boneyard, Nails June 21, 2018