grandpa's toolbox

A cunning yet somewhat skill procedure that involves a lady (i.e. a dirty whore ) to gently stick her finger up an older mans ass, whilst performing fellatio.

" i picked up this young chic at the bar last night" and? " She gave me a blowjob and topped that off with a grandpa's toolbox

by 427big cat November 9, 2018

Hand in the egg toolbox

A phrase to describe feeling embarrassed or stupid in a situation

They laughed at me, so I stood there like I had my hand in the egg toolbox...

by keebey November 25, 2019

Cock n Lock Tool for sexiness

A tool used for pure sexiness

Fuck I forgot my Cock n Lock tool for sexiness at home see you in 5.

by Spearerboy6000 June 13, 2021

Jizzy with the tool

When you shoot a firearm of any kind spray-and-pray style and miss every shot. Often due to the fact that semen is usually shot out sloppily.

"You heard T was jizzy with the tool?"
"Yeah he wasted 2 clips man."

by TrilliASF September 24, 2022

Mouse-ke-tool

TikTok slang for weapon/gun.

“This could be a set up” “ Its cool, just in case they try anything funny I got the mouse-ke-tool”

by FancyAF98765 December 23, 2022

Proper garden tool

A promiscuous woman.

She may be hot, but she's a proper garden tool.

by DaHolmes April 21, 2024

chode stoolio o'toole

a tiny man who is very handy with cars

you are tiny and a chode stoolio o'toole

by MoistMeatMisslejizzyfella December 3, 2024