chris wood

cutest human being to have ever existed. love him to d word🧍🤍

“chris wood once said: AAAAAAGH!”

by lifesupp0rt July 9, 2021

Summer wood

Summer wood - A male erection influenced by the change in season and female summer attire.

That guys got Summer wood.

by udictionary2 July 17, 2014

The ant in the woods

Opposite of "The Elephant in the Room."

Something that, despite being very small and insignificant, is the center of attention (often for political reasons).

Guy 1: Have you seen the new (insert movie here)?
Guy 2: Nah bro, I don't watch woke propaganda.
Guy 1: Dude, there's literally just one gay couple in the movie with less than 3 seconds of screen time. Stop paying so much attention to the ant in the woods.

by Palm Knee June 7, 2025

Wood

Something you find if you leave your house. Your floor might be made by it too, or your chair.

Random guy: WoW This Floor Is Made By Wood?
Random guy 2: Y e s My man.

by D0N4lD J3WW Tr4mP November 8, 2017

Korey woods

DaBaby

Korey Woods gave me money from dababy

by And cue jw rhx April 9, 2021

Nigerian Wood whacker

Where you stick a lot of pins around your friend's penis and then that person does it to you. After you are done, you start sword fighting, (aka hitting each other's penis in a playful way

I tested the Nigerian wood whacker after a good massage.

by ImNotEvenLoudCuz August 14, 2025

Wood-pecking

The act of tapping away at your girlfriend's back/leg with your erect penis to wake her up in bed.

"My wife is forcing me to go to couples counseling for wood-pecking too much."

by God'sMistake November 9, 2025