Flat Noodle

Mysoginist and derogatory term used especially in Incel forums and image boards to refer to Asian women.

Paul called Kim a "flat noodle" for not going out with him, so we kicked him off of our friend group

by v-kyun October 4, 2022

noodle man

Noodle man is one of the greatest gods you will ever face, if you havent yet then just wait and he will be crawling under your bed at night

Just wait and see...

Noodle man Noodle man
Where are you?
When we need you the most?
Where are you?
The children screams at night waiting for rescuing
Where are you?

by Duckisdaebest July 9, 2020

noodle

an 11 year old tool box, with a mop head thats rides bikes. mtown killa

your a fucking tool noodle

by MANZO January 24, 2008

Noodle

A term given to a very small thin penis

When he dropped his pants I needed a a magnifying glass to see his Noodle

by Bumol'e August 1, 2016

Wrestling Noodle

It’s is when 2 people that are paralyzed from neck down have sex and the 2 people suck the cum for 2 hours straight

We did that wrestling noodle and sucked cum for 2 hours.

by Thathoethatateyourchicken December 13, 2019

noodle grooven

When a person high on amphetamines cannot control their bodily movements and or functions

Did you see Larry at the party he was all over the place he his body was moving out of control ,he was noodle grooven.

by Fotoboy May 20, 2018

Noodling

The act of wiggling in bed a warm bed like a noodle.

John was not ready for school because he was too busy noodling in bed.

by Crazykoala May 30, 2018