Asian Azz Botch

The asian moms who are very strict and will not hesitate to slap you 20 times with a Chancla. These moms are often in their 30-40s and hate your guts. They are total cleanfreaks too and if you leave a single spec of dust on your windowsill they with focking murder you. They also don't know that you can't pause an online game and will drag you by your ear to clean your room.

''MOMMM STOP BEING SUCH AN ASIAN AZZ BOTCH!"' ''You asian azz botch, i cant pause an online video game!!!!!''

by daliwaq.org January 23, 2020

Ty the Asian Guy

A very highly extremely Asian person, is NOT African or burnt.
Also is quite stupid.

"Ty the Asian Guy you are so Asian omg I bet you eat pizza using chopsticks."

by Asiankuun December 14, 2018

Asian Teddy Bear

An asian teddy bear is a young asian kid usually below the age of 12 who is decent at chess and makes you want to kill yourself when you find out you're playing one. They always play incredibly fast and end up in losing positions but never resign. Basically you want to reach over the board and punch them multiple times.

I cant wait to wage a war on the asian teddy bears. they have plagued chess tournaments too long

by FU3GO January 4, 2024

Asian chest

A unit of measurement equivalent to 7 cubic centimetres

Xiao Li’s chest is 2.4 Asian chests

by Frederick Yeo November 13, 2023

Asian PP Massage

A massage given by an asian at a massage parlor that includes a spunk spurting. The massage giver squeezes your dick or gives a penis pump to the point of ejaculation. It is customary during almost all massages given by females to their male client. They may or may not ask for an agreement on tip before giving it.

Rack nems: yo dawg we going to the asian Pp massage place tonight?

Stanley anderson: Ya brah, that girl Miwa game me a huge penis pump last time and i blasted her with my baby batter.

by anonymous May 14, 2022

Asian Cough Drop

Coming deep down an Asian's throat to "soothe her cough".

My Asian girlfriend had a cold, so I gave her an Asian Cough Drop.

by anonymous January 22, 2021

Asian Spice

little asian boy fills his anal canal with spices and then proceeds to fart in a man’s face giving the man spicy pink eye, after farting in the man’s face the man will rub his eyes and then rub the little asian boys eyes giving him asian spice

Me and my buddy jorden did some asian spice the other day

by Electric Glitch May 17, 2025