spitch

A unit of measurement, more than a table spoon - less than a 1/4 cup.

You want some milk in your coffee? Yeah, just a spitch.

by Robby7 July 15, 2006

Spitzer

A Swiss-German version of the British term "Wanker"

"Hansli isch en Spitzer", "Hansli is a Wanker"

by Javier W,P April 30, 2006

Spitch

a bitch ass mexican

You fuckin spitch, go eat a burrito..
ie:Phil

by Taylor May 6, 2003

spitzer sandwich

1. Any ménage à trois with Stephen Colbert as the meat.

2. A degrading sex act performed with the assistance of two NY hookers.

"I am the meat in a Spitzer sandwich." - Stephen Colbert

by thesaurus_rex March 13, 2008

spity okie n marko

the three hottest chicks in the USA!.. hms.... hell yeh biotch... noice!!!...coolio

person 1: spity marko n okie r comin!!!
person 2: noice!

by do you even hav 2 ask? January 21, 2005

Spitrod

the act of inserting a penis into opposite ends of a person to make them appear as if they were impaled on a spitrod

Friend: Yo man! Your girlfriend is SOOOO hot! Can we spitrod her?
Boyfriend: Screw off. Let's spitrod your mom instead.

by K-10_24 December 24, 2007

spitzer

A very intelligent and accomplished person who does an extremely stupid thing which ruins his/her career.

My physics professor got caught plagiarizing from a grad student's research paper. What a spitzer!

by UD Reader July 7, 2008