StrawBerry Shortcake Bar

The best Ice Cream Bar known to man, causes the mouth to water, and the cheek glands to pucker while tasting the delicious delicacy. Melting occurs always, leaving a tasty mess.

Yo, when u grab your soda will you pick me up a Strawberry Shortcake Bar from the Tastes like heaven section?

by PumpkinsetsFire April 26, 2011

A short thing

A kid the is really annoying. The are below the age 13.

I feel the the a short things get short each year right Louis.

by Louis C. 1 June 11, 2018

National Short People Appreciation Day

National Short People Day occurs on January 17th.
This day making fun of short people is NOT TOLERATED.
Things you can do to show appreciation for having to deal with getting fun of are: helping them get things out of reach, send a text or say in person "Hey, I hope you have a good day today since it's National Short People Appreciation Day!", or just being a good person to them.
(Short people are fully allowed to make fun of anyone who is tall)

Tall Person: Hey dude, hope you have a good day today.
Short Person: Why today out of every other day?
Tall Person: Because it's National Short People Appreciation Day today!
Short Person: Oh, well if that's the case then how's the weather up there you giraffe

by Apperition_of_death January 15, 2021

national hug short people day

a day to appreciate all the short people and give them a hug

october 23

hey did you hear about national hug short people day? it's on october 23rd.

by so_uless October 22, 2020

short fuse

A woman who achieves orgasm very quickly, to the point that it can happen accidentally.

"Please be gentle, I have a short fuse."

by DanteTorn September 2, 2016

short bus

A small shuttle bus used to transport lesser known VIPs not important enouph to merit a limousine service.

On Parliament Hill in Ottawa the lesser known politicians travel around by short bus.

by Bill the Cat April 29, 2008

shorter

A shorter is a circle jerk of managers on a fresh meats face. As a rule the new and up and coming manager has a bukaki session surrounded by his managerial piers at which time he takes it all on the face and in the mouth. This ritual takes place at the end of a managers training to show his alliance to the evil empire for which he is employed.

You have completed your training it is now time for a blood oath... a blood oath of siemen.... you are now ready for a shorter

by Concrete dildo October 2, 2016