Sleep

Sleep is useless, and should not be a thing.

Example: person: go to sleep, for your health.
Me: what is ‘sleep’.

by Your reality check, November 23, 2021

sleep hubris

The false belief that you can start your day and function with insufficient sleep.

I got 4 hours of sleep and woke up at my alarm, and for all about 10 seconds I had the sleep hubris to think I could start my day... until I crashed back asleep.

by Stopshortphobia2020 March 18, 2023

Bowl of Sleep

When you go to sleep eating nothing because you're living in poverty

Kid: Mom I'm hungry what's for dinner?
Mom: A bowl of sleep, now get to bed!
Kid:Awww

by Bandama October 19, 2022

sleeping doody

When one falls asleep/passes out while sitting on the toilet, dropping a duece.

Commonly due to extreme exhaustion or extreme intoxication.

"Dude, come check out Paul. He's passed out on the toilet with his pants around his ankles. What a drunk ass!"

"Someone get a picture of that Sleeping Doody."

by LRaiser March 13, 2008

Sleep Stream

A type of internet live stream in which a streamer records themselves lying in bed. During the stream, viewers are able to disrupt the streamer’s attempts to sleep by sending text-to-speech messages, playing music and/or videos, and sometimes controlling elements of the room itself such as lighting. In such cases, it is also referred to as a “control my room” stream.

I'm surprised more streamers haven't done sleep streams; they generate a lot of money from viewer donations.

by CtrlAlt_Games November 3, 2024

Sleep

You don’t get this when you reach the ripe old age of 12.

(My middle school made us get up at the buttcrack of dawn at flipping 6:00 IN THE MORNING! WE HAD TO BE AT SCHOOL BY 7:20!)

Bob: Hey did you get enough sleep?
Billy with red veins in eyes: What does it look like?!?! Middle school is ROUGH
Older kid: wait til you get to high school bud....

by FeliciaShanequaSnack October 23, 2018

Sleep Seep

Lil bit of poo that seeps out of you whilst sleeping

Every morning I give myself a courtesy south-to-north wipe just in case of any *sleep seep*

by DenverBrokebacks January 11, 2024