Saint Johnsville, New York 

A place in mid-state New York, where there are so many white people, It is a very RACIST town, void of black people. There is only about 1 black family. If you're coming up to drive in this crappy town, and you blink, you will miss it. It's filled with hill billies, and many posers, VERY low class people, and many douche bags. You would never want to move there. It's filled with white trash, and people who think they're everything. If you lived here for only 3 days. you would want to move FAR AWAY, from Saint Johnsville. So, if your parents considering moving here, you should convince them to do something else.

Poser from Saint Johnsville, New York: "Hey Man!"

guy: "Hey! Where you from?"

Poser: "Saint Johnsville!"

guy: "Oh well, uh, I have to go, bye bye."

Saint Johnsville, New York by kewlbeans March 22, 2011

Saint Patrick's Day

According to the great Theo, men use St. Pat's day as an excuse to touch women who aren't wearing green.

Guy: looks like you arent wearing green, its saint patricks day! *pinches breasts*
Girl: Ahh you caught me
Guy (inside): =) =) =) VICTORY!

Saint Patrick's Day by sham March 19, 2004

saints 

An all-boys school in San Diego. Home to some of the biggest dicks and perverts in the area. amazing football team that could beat the cathedral catholic dons any day, any time, anywhere. same goes for basketball.

girl #1: hey look that guy is really hot! girl #2: of course he is. he attends saints.

saints by socalforeverandalways May 27, 2009

Latter Day Saints 

A bizarre cult founded by Joseph Smith in the 19th Century, based around a bunch of golden tablets. Their stronghold is Salt Lake City, Utah, USA.

Also known as Mormons, after their bible, the Book of Mormon.

"They march, the Latter Day Saints
Salt Lake's sick residents
They want you to repent
The want your ten percent".

Fad Gadget - "Salt Lake City Sunday".

Latter Day Saints by OxygenBurglar November 4, 2009

stainus

a stained anus, kinda browner than you think it should be...maybe even a dingle-berry or two present. Rhymes with anus.

Biff: Hey Blaine...that chick I banged last was awesome. But, when she bent over and pulled her panties off, I saw her stainus! It was rotten. But, I did her anyways.
Blaine: Did your tool smell like ass?

stainus by saintsfanmd June 23, 2008

blood_stained_II 

fucking prick asshole

you dirty "blood_stained_II"

blood_stained_II by Don November 30, 2003

The Patron Saint of Smoking Your Weed 

You think he won't get near your weed? Oh he will. He will get near your weed. And then it's all over. This man isn't afraid to smoke your weed without you. So be friendly, let the man get in on your blunt or bowl pack. He'll def return the favor with you eventually. Trust me.

Random stoner: "Hey killer you look way too sober. Get in on this bacon wrapped blunt homie"
The Patron Saint of Smoking Your Weed: "Bacon wrapped? I'ma have to try not to eat this bitch."

The Patron Saint of Smoking Your Weed by Rocketshoesbubblewrapsnake November 7, 2013