Rusty Clumper

To take a rusty hammer, shove it in a poor victim's vagina, rub shavings off of the hammer, and proceed to eat them.

Person 1: Dude, how was that fuck last night?
Person 2: great, I gave my girlfriend a rusty clumper.

by CLA_Bootymaster July 7, 2016

Rusty Clumper

To take a rusty hammer, shove it in your poor victim's vagina, and rub shavings off of the hammer and into the vagina, and proceed to eat them.

Friend 1: How was last night?
Friend 2: Great, I fucked and gave her a rusty clumper!

by CLA_Bootymaster July 7, 2016

rusty melvin

Front wedgie so hard it leaves a skid mark in the underwear

He suffered from a rusty melvin

by Onestepaway06 December 28, 2016

Rusty Greek

Lazily wagging a gentleman's erect penis back and forth like a metronome using one's tongue near the base of the penis, while maintaining a disinterested, distant, and dead-eye look on one's face.

She was bored with the sex so far, so even though he asked for a blowjob, he got the Rusty Greek instead.

by MrTheGreek July 30, 2016

rusty cola

To cum into a girls mouth and then pour coke cola into her mouth. Making her drink a cum/coke cola mixture.

Wow my girlfriend loves rusty colas
Aww, you are lucky man

by Cat licker 505 June 1, 2016

Rusty Trumpist

A Trump supporter that is so ardent, that it seems they'd love to give The Donald a rusty trombone.

Bob is such a Rusty Trumpist when he claims Donald is the only person who can save America.

by Joeisland January 22, 2017

Rusty Jim

A sexual act in which one partner eats out the other one's anus.

Time for a Rusty Jim!

by Buel February 8, 2017