Rocket

A persons dick that looks like a rocket

Yo, that dude was at the party and his pants were off and he had a dick that looked like a rocket

by Mr. thiccdiccman May 3, 2019

crayola rocket

Taking a piss with a crayon up you’re pecker hole

That man pulled a crayola rocket

by Trevor Hendershitt November 28, 2019

Crotch Rocket

When a male inserts his penis into a females asshole and screams "Crotch Rocket " and masturbates on the females back.

Rick ass fucked Misty screamed crotch rocket and masturbated on Misty's back.

by HyperionYT July 13, 2015

Bottle Rockets

When you lay sideways, and you shit with such force the poop fires out like a bottle rocket.

Bottle rockets: Last night my girl had them taco bell, and I watched her bottle rocket one out of her ass

by DipSwingle May 26, 2025

jelly rocket

When you put a rubber band around your tip and nut, then keep the nut inside till it solidifies. Then next time you pee, remove the rubber band and pee out the gelatinous nut.

My girlfriend was mad when I went to her aunts house and jelly rocketed all over the carpet

by Betz38 December 4, 2024

Sloppy Rocket

A sloppy rocket is phrase used to refer to the resulting bowel movement of drinking several cups of vegetable oil in a day.

Person 1: Vegetable oil. Won't hurt you to drink several cups a day. Good luck actually accomplishing that however.

Person 2: do your poops shoot out like rockets?

Person 3: Sloppy rockets.

by maxrennexcarnate March 14, 2010

Comedy Rocket

A drawing of a penis school kids draw on the back of dirty vans and tables

Person A: “Oh that van is dirty”

Person B: “And someone’s drawn a comedy rocket with their finger on it”

by welcome_to_piffington December 5, 2020