Low brainwave activity, unaware of surroundings, incoherent and motionless except for singular motion of index finger. Other symptoms include deafness and sedentary behavior.
Lisa was unreachable using common social forms of verbal communication. She stared blankly at the iPhone. Lisa was in a Phone Coma.
by Hobarto April 18, 2019

by Fuhfuh June 29, 2018

-Which of these beers is yours?
-The one in your phone hand.
I spent all night texting Andre and got phone hand so bad I couldn’t hold a fork today.
-The one in your phone hand.
I spent all night texting Andre and got phone hand so bad I couldn’t hold a fork today.
by Amchurches May 13, 2023

Yeah buddy I'll give you a buzz here shortly.
You won't get ahold of me if I don't find a charger... I got that milk phone!
You won't get ahold of me if I don't find a charger... I got that milk phone!
by Maxwell65 June 3, 2019

by Nukeshot July 20, 2017

by Noah Armon July 31, 2023

by Matt ledwitch September 19, 2007
