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A lazy town in the middle of nowhere. The most boring town in Illinois for anyone who is 18 or younger. Or, really, anyone who isn't a kid and still distracted by the wonders of the corn. Some adults here are okay, and only come here because of the high schools, which aren't bad at all, but its all very fuckin whitewashed. Everyone is racist dude. The library is the most exciting place. A good portion of the kids get a bad rep, we want to get out of here as fast as possible. No good food, only cheap fast food. Good for the schools and half of the population, sucks for everything else and the other half. Don't move here. Unless you have a corn kink.
Damn, New Lenox has no night life, no restaurants, nothing. Its most exciting venue is a library.
New Lenox by Long Live LWN September 18, 2018

NEW TRACK 

New Track mainly said by LIL SHANK (SoundCloud Rapper) When he announces a new song coming out,

Lil Shank is one of the best new soundcloud artist right now.

When shank says "New track" sometimes it take a while for that track to drop,

But never the less LIL SHANK will be signed next
Lil Shank- NEW TRACK SOON BITCH
NEW TRACK by Shank's Manager November 14, 2018

new word 

a new word for the new phase we are about to enter
new word by Krkič June 23, 2019

New Hope Club 

The reason many girls are still breathing
girl: I'm struggling to live
Friend: but how are you still breathing?
girl: new hope club gave me their lungs
New Hope Club by save the vsco girls November 10, 2019

new soup 

An off brand name for new Super Mario bros.
A shorter version of saying new super Mario bros.
new soup by Chimara April 23, 2020

New New York Pubic Library 

Also known as the adult bookstore, located in Central New New York in the year 3010.
Sal: I’m going to back the adults bookstore.
Fry: Adult bookstore? I thought this was the public library.
Bender: No, pubic library!
Me: It’s the New New York Pubic Library!