Numb nuts 

Someone sooo stupid that it seem like the nuts a numb

Ronnie said, "Of course she wants a piece of me numb nuts....you can really be stupid sometimes Dailyn"

Numb nuts by @Lord_Mack21 February 19, 2015

stump nuts 

Someone who is an extreme pervert yet also a huge Christian freak at the same time. Their amputated leg also looks like an over grown penis.

Stump Nuts: Anyone named Josh

stump nuts by JarlAlpha August 10, 2015

frosty nuts

The salubrious feeling of putting Gold Bond powder on or around ones taint and/or fromunda pre-swamp nuts, giving the chilling sensation of Autumn Frost against the nuts.

"Bro my nuts is swampy, got any Gold Bond?"
"Do I got Gold Bond? I'm rocking these Frosty Nuts right now!"

frosty nuts by anonymous August 23, 2015

butter nuts 

what amounts when you leave cum on your nuts and you start sweating the next day.

"dude i swear Tom has butter nuts, i can smell that shit dude!

butter nuts by SmaknDATass532 November 28, 2015

Putzy Nuts 

A guy who moves extremely slow.

Hurry up, putzy nuts, or we're going to miss the event!

Putzy Nuts by SusanAmy March 3, 2016

Deez nuts

A ballsack over 10 inches wide with a penis the size of a truck. or a women/genleman sucking on a ballsack

do you want deez nuts in yo mouth!!!

Deez nuts by pewds12 March 3, 2016

numb nuts 

A male that everyone knows he gets laid often with nice girls and it goes without saying but he then becomes the target to descrimination to all others for various reasons.

A friend: numb nuts got laid again lastnight I saw him bring a nice girl into his room and I could hear her moaning all night. That lucky fucker!

numb nuts by wylion2015 March 23, 2016