Math

A very contagious and unhealthy infection teachers try to rub off on you, The Walking Dead but worse.

Math teacher: Okay class, lets start learning math.

Normal person: *Running for their life*
Nerds: *Chasing everyone else with their little strength and stamina*
Quarterback:*Tackles teacher and nerds*
Stupid kids: “wHy aRe We rUnNiNg?”
My mom: “CHILD SIT YO ASS DOWN OR IMMA GET MY BELT OUT!”

by RiahRiahRiahRiahRiah December 30, 2019

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Cool math games

literally everyone's childhood in one website

yo bro, remember when we use to play cool math games when we were younger

by CODE_R3BIRTH April 29, 2021

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narcissist math

narcissist math is when problem occur in a relationship with a narcissist, and nothing about the relationship adds up. There's missing time, hidden agendas, and a ton of lies.

Don't try to figure out how to get along with a narcissist. Just wish them well and move on. The double standards, the zero sum mentality thinking, the all or nothing policies, and just about everything else like the back and forth nature of the guy will have you thinking that the relationship isn't worth saving. The math doesn't math on a narcissistic relationship. Narcissist math is an unsolvable problem, like trying to divide zero between three people.

by Siouxsie Supertramp November 7, 2023

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mathe ist ein arsch

the german song saying that math is ass

Sandra du musst langsam mal ein bisschen besser werden in Mathe
Aber das macht kein' Spaß
Du wirst Mathe dein Leben lang brauchen
Mathe ist so, boah ey ich weiß nicht
Mathe ist einfach sehr, sehr wichtig
Mathe ist soo...
MATHE IST EIN ARSCH-

by anonymous April 4, 2025

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