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Meg griffin

The eldest of the Griffin children in the tv series family guy. She is often bullied for being “ugly”.

Meg griffin is no model, but she’s not “ugly.
by Purpstar615 January 27, 2023
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Peter Griffin Educates me

Peter Griffin's show: Family guy gave me my education
"Peter Griffin educates me"
by jsjdkj February 2, 2023
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peter griffin

a good guy that is really funny because family guy is good show!!1
me: i love peter griffin
another guy: same
by dontusefatherlessasaninsult. February 5, 2023
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Boomerang gift

A gift whose value or benefit accrues as much or more to the giver as the recipient. Examples: You give your partner season tickets knowing full well that you will always go together. Or you give a woman beautiful lingerie that you will appreciate as much as she. Or you take a date to dinner at a restaurant you both enjoy.
"The next present was obviously a boomerang gift, but that's all right. I wanted it anyway."
by Atriguy February 11, 2023
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Mayo Griffin

When someone pulls a ridiculously absurd ponzi scheme that's so absurd it's overlooked as a conspiracy theory.
- Careful buying that used car, my son!, hopefully the used car dealership salesman doesn't try to pull a Mayo Griffin!

If a hedgefund or say, market maker, is looking to make serious returns. They would resort to creating a narrative to not be UNCERTAIN in their position.

The grift.
1. Open a short position on a publicly traded company.
2. Insert your parasites from say a sort of Consulting Group, Boston is a good place to look.
3. Have your parasites harvest the host company and make it hemorrhage from within.
4. Watch as the financials turn to ruin quarter over quarter and your short position grow larger and larger over time.
5. Never close out your short in say, Sears or Blockbuster, after using this very strategy to save money in taxes.
6. Use your short position that you never closed as collateral to continue the scheme rolling onto other companies. (SECURITIES NOT YET PURCHASED) lol
7. Hope to high heaven no activists investors get pissed off with the obvious grift and lack of enforcement since you buy off regulating bodies, or overshadow them.
8. Pay media and talking heads to push your narrative and grift gaslighting the populous and claiming conspiracy if anyone dares protest your seat at the helm.
9. Age like a gallon of Mayo in the hot sun due to stress and... Buy one more day until eventually...
10. Whoops 🦧
by theblackadder March 2, 2023
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Peter Griffin

Peter Griffin: "Peter Griffin"
Brian: "What the Fuck?!?"
by Random CSAT Rifleman March 9, 2023
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jasper grafton

crickey that jasper grafton has a massive dick
by man buns March 21, 2023
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