"Golden Dog Tags" are a less than commonly used term in the United States Armed forces, to describe one who has Fornicated with a member of every branch of service including their own. Masterbation does not count. The reason it is "less than commonly used" term, is due to the difficulty to get the opportunity for intercourse with other services.
Steven: bro do you remember that navy chick I watched a movie with lastnight?.. Fucked her right in the pussy. Guess who has their golden dog tags?..
Kyle: ew dude she was fat as fuck.
Steven: still counts pussy.
Kyle: ew dude she was fat as fuck.
Steven: still counts pussy.
by Pusslicka22 October 21, 2014
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by Nathdogg June 2, 2004
Get the golden fuck off mug.When a biological mother thinks, by virtue of her pregnancy, that she knows what is best for a child, and is entitled to sympathy (i.e., acts martyrly) because of the pain she went through, disregarding the fact that raising a child requires many more years of work and is usually a team effort. They will often diminish the contributions by (ex-)husbands or their child(ren)’s step parents. Their labor pains are also used to excuse bad parenting, as though a few months of bringing a child to term is somehow on par with raising a child to adulthood.
My ex-wife hasn't seen her child for four years but she still thinks she is the better parent... She has Golden Uterus Syndrome.
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Get the Golden Goose Egg mug.A girl with a very striking nose, a nose so striking it can be given Golden Snitch status, you want to touch the golden snitch!
by SazMac! August 23, 2007
Get the Golden Snitch mug.The act of pissing on a small Styrofoam ball and sticking into a girls vagina. The guy then eats the girl out as she clutches her thighs together to squeeze the pee into the guys mouth.
As I pulled Bridget's shirt off and pushed her on the bed I began to urinate onto a Styrofoam ball that Bridget would soon squeeze into my mouth as an act of maximum pleasure as an act of the Golden Snitch.
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