clope 

(n) - A venereal disease that afflicts summer camp staff members working a clopening day (closing and opening.) Symptoms include: energy loss, cramping, hatred of all children, irritability, slight fever, loss of driving abilities, speaking with an Israeli accent, desire for methamphetamine, and pus-filled boils.

Seth's quarantined for 24 hours with the clope.

clope by jdroz32 October 30, 2008

Chosen 

A cute boy that is amazeballs. Loren loves him very much and thinks he is amazing and beautiful.

Loren loves chosen

Chosen by LorenG October 6, 2018

cleaning out my closet 

Coming out to the world that your gay.

I'm tired of all this weight on my shoulders. I'm "Cleaning out my closet"

cleaning out my closet by Redman1996 July 7, 2011

closed-off 

people with their heads too far up their ass to notice people who they dont know

That was like the 876th time she has been introduced to me and she is so closed of that she still doesn't know who i am.

closed-off by Rachel & Collin February 2, 2003

closet conservative 

A person who claims to be liberal yet says and believes in ideas pertaining to conservatism.

Scenario 1:
Jamie Hoe Spears: The war in Iraq is bad... and so is abortion. Therefore, at sixteen years of age, I will bear the fruit of my loins.
Normal person: You're white trash... and a closet conservative.

Scenario 2:
John: I'M THE MOST LIBERAL PERSON EVAR AND GDUBS IS STUPID BUT I FEEL THAT RUDOLPH THE RED-NOSED REINDEER WOULD BE THE BEST CHOICE FOR PRESIDENT IN THE 2008 ELECTION.
Normal person: ...exxxxaccttlyyy.

closet conservative by fuckingay January 8, 2008

closeting 

The act of realizing that a very young girl is either very sexy or will be so you will wait till they are legal to fuck them.

Tom: Did you see Sally today?
John: Yeah, to bad shes only 14!
Tom: Oh, dont worry about that I will be closeting her!
John: Oh Yeah!

closeting by jack or jake September 24, 2007

Broom Closet 

A crack shack. A place where drug use is acceptible, and permitted, sold and bought.

Tito is on his way to the broom closet to pick up.

Broom Closet by Crystam August 19, 2007