pocket cracker

a wood nymph, a small woodland dwelling creature, usually hiding in hollow trees in deep forrests. tall pointed hats and fluffy beards are common among these creatures

look at that little pocket cracker!!!

pocket cracker by Adrienne Cox October 14, 2008

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Cracker Jack

A person who is afraid to fight a man but will beat on his women and strut. A disgusting, non-bathing, rotten toothed, alcoholic who has usually burnt all his brain cells by age 12 due to huffing gasoline. A person who has had multiple run-ins with law enforcement for drugs and has yet to do any time, a lowlife who averages 1 1/2 showers per year and who has never owned a toothbrush.

1) Many of the men in this area are real cracker jacks...
2) If it looks like shit and smells even worse, it must be a cracker jack.
3) Man, you are a cracker jack, no surprise in the box, mother fucker.

Cracker Jack by Crazy Amy December 21, 2008

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Related Words

Crocker • crockery • Crockered • crocker house • Crocker Park • crocker shite • Crocker-Stearns • Crocker Time • Crockerage • crockercroaker

crackerbarrelism

believing racism against whites is real, usually believed by racist white kids (usually cisgender-heterosexual)

April: Ken said that racism against white people is real.
Kai: Not the crackerbarrelism-
April: I know right, he’s literally so racist

crackerbarrelism by deltaxx_ December 3, 2020

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Cracker ee my foo

A saying amongst drunk white guys that act like they're black, when one steals and eats the others food. Must be said in a fairly quick way, as to almost sound like Chinese.

Damn, that cracker ee my foo!!!

Cracker ee my foo by mike gaffney November 24, 2007