brown glacier

When you give a girl a cleveland steamer, and she mashes it all up between her breasts.

She turned my cleveland steamer into a brown glacier. it was so hot.

by plasticus April 28, 2004

brown knot

The term that is usually used to refer to the butt-hole. Also known as the Sphincter.

"I was going to go naked-jogging so I bent over to tie my shoe, and raphael came up behind me and put his weiner in my brown knot!"

"I was having cybersex with "Cyber-Kat23" and she started telling me her dirty thoughts, she said she was purring, and sticking her tail in my face, and then she said she was licking my brown knot with her sand-papery tongue! It was so kinky it made me cum like a wildcat."

by Jon Botkin and David Meece January 30, 2006

brown-keying

Using a laptop while taking a shit.

B: I'm takin a shit.
N: Right now?
B: Yup, I'm brown-keying.
B: Its not a dell,its a dung.

by NJC October 23, 2006

brown-rule

The unwritten law in the Northeastern US that insures that a Desi guy can never get with a hot white girl no matter how cool he is.

I got hit by the brown-rule again.

by Parvez April 17, 2006

brown sweat

A euphemism for a mixture of constipation and pre-lining of your underware with shit stains, usually associated with high temperatures.

Derives from the Prince song "Black Sweat" from his 3121 album.

"I've been driving so long in this heat I'm working up a brown sweat"

by doughnut2128 May 26, 2009

Brown Thrasher

An angry ghost gone delightfully awry.

The soiled sheets danced about the bed in a horrific display of misguided passion as the brown thrasher moaned in utter terror at what had befallen her.

by Whore Mangler December 5, 2007

Al Brown

To refer to the attractiveness of a male. Also known as 'Al Brownian' See also: Bardem

Oh my gosh, he's a total Al Brownian! /drool

by allbrownalbrown March 14, 2008