Bayformers

Michael Bay's sick joke version of transformers, mainly seen fucking themselves on a daily basis.

Bayformers
Crap that meets the eye
Baysformers
Shit in disguise (in the disguise of good quallity computer animation)
Assbots wage their battle
To destroy the evil forces
Of the Shiticons
(or michael bayicons if you prefer)
Don't let it fool you.

by Ariel Aries December 23, 2020

Bayesian statistics

Bayesian statistics is a theory in the field of bullshititics based on the Bayesian interpretation of probability where probability expresses a degree of belief that Bayesian models are real and can provide useful information.

The entire system simply requires you to believe hard enough, close your eyes, and wish upon a star, and already know the statistical outcome you desire (aka common sense).

Works best if you applaud and apply fairy dust.

Igor: You should rethink that decision you're about to make. Let me introduce you to Bayesian statistics. It is a mathematical procedure that applies probabilities to statistical problems. It provides people the tools to update their beliefs in the evidence of new data.

Anup: Dude, if you don't want pepperoni on your pizza you can just pick it off.

by 867000 December 11, 2021

Bayek of Siwa

Bayek is the last Medjay of Ancient Egypt, who lived during the final years of the Ptolemaic Kingdom before its annexation into the Roman Empire as a province. Born and raised in the remote village of Siwa, Bayek inherits the title of Medjay from his father, and dedicates his life to protecting the security and welfare of the Egyptian people. He traverses the land, fighting occupying imperialist Roman forces while a tragic past of conspiracy, loss, and death is gradually revealed. Alongside his wife Aya, he is the co-founder of the Hidden Ones. As leader of the Hidden Ones, he would sometimes sign letters of correspondence under the alias of Amun.

"I Cannot Shed My Past Like A Snake Sheds Its Skin."

-Bayek of Siwa

by declssns June 22, 2022

Human bayblade

When you tear off a triple amputee last limb then proceed to spin him/her/other yelling bayblade bayblade let it rip

I used my friend as a human bayblade

by Fuck your pseudonym May 10, 2018

Baysexual

Someone who openly and vigorously defends the films of Michael Bay. Claiming them to be grand feats of cinema when actually they are just hot chicks and explosions.

Tristan claims Transformers 2: Rise of the Fallen is as great a film as Citizen Kane, what a baysexual douche.

by Daryllrn Tonkminferd May 12, 2011

Baykey

The key to a locked Urethra on certain abstinence belts produced by hindi demons millions of years ago.

The British Museum is the only one containing a real Baykey

by Kamakazziaggro October 13, 2009

Baylife

A word used to describe that you don't give a fuck about something that is very important, much like YOLO.

Bro we have a physics test coming up

BAYLIFE FUCK IT GOING TO SLEEP

by BAYLIFEBRO August 21, 2012