academic masturbation

Spending your life researching things that, although may be on point, nothing will be done to progress the area actively. Implicated in life sciences for example

Going to university for 7 years to become a lecturer within that field for the rest of your life is an act of academic masturbation

by freeseed March 31, 2015

Ace in the chopper

When you have a stack of $1 bills in the strip club but hide a $100 bill in the stack.

Tell the strippers at the strip club, before you make it rain $1 bills, "ladies i have an ace in the chopper"!!! in hopes more strippers show up for the chance to get that ace AKA $100 bill

by Matty Kush April 10, 2015

acid mouth

The Day after a coke binge, the roof of your mouth has a burning sensation.

Damn bro I have the worst acid mouth, I think I did too much Christina last night.

by Dee420 May 14, 2015

Acacia Gummies

Alcohol-infused gummy treats sometimes available at Acacia Fraternity parties

Frat bro 1: Those acacia gummies were so great, dude.

Frat bro 2: Dude, I know, I wish my fraternity were masters of gelatinous food like Acacia is.

by Johnny Christ May 18, 2016

Active Dick Face

The male equivalent of resting bitch face . When a man is so annoyed by a conversation that it's visible on his face.

"Did you see the expression on Tim's face? "
"Yeah, with that active dick face everyone knew what he thought of that bullshit story!"

by toki_wartooth June 30, 2016

Accidenting

The act of getting into an accident

"Mary, did you see those two cars accidenting?"

"Yes, I saw the whole thing!"
or
"Wonderful, the baby is Accidenting in his brand new pants!"

by TableFor6Please0814 September 21, 2016

acnef

A person with a full face of acne

Omg look at ellis he is such an acnef

by Thomas Wyse January 24, 2017