paint the pig

phrase coined as a codename for masturbation to seem less sketchy. absolutely nothing to do with bestiality. similar to spanking the monkey

Sam: Hey Alex, did you paint the pig today?
Alex: Sure did!

by suhmanter April 22, 2008

Pig's mickey

To make an absolute mess of something so that the final result might resemble a huge, smelly, messy, post-coital pig's penis.

I made a right pig's mickey of that job my boss gave me to do.

by jobo76 September 30, 2011

gay pig

AKA Callum Deal

Callum does pigs evry day in his bath

by berishnikov January 16, 2004

ditch pig

somone that bails on plans, especially at the last minute

yo that biznatch Alice Wong is a DITCH PIG, she totally flopped on us.

by dolphinsrgaysharks August 15, 2011

American pig

Me, Myself and I and proud of it!

I am an American Pig and everyone else on this planet sucks!

by Nataservant July 9, 2004

Rig Pig

A Term used to refer to Prostitutes or whores who would travel around to the Rig camps in the 70's and 80's to service the hard working men of the oil patch.

Cory cant wait to finish his shift so he can go and see the Rig Pig at camp tonight.

by Rig Pig abuser November 22, 2013

rent-a-pig

A off-duty Hurricane Police Officer who naturally takes the whole 9inches from his daddy in his bum.

Hey, that rent-a-pig tried to kick Mason County and the Cracker Crew out of the ball game, but didn't have the balls to follow through.

by The Gook and Cracker Crew (GCC) March 17, 2005