Weeds

Black people, especially American blacks, but as evidence reveals all sub-Saharan Africans as they have poor impulse control, have a proclivity for rape, robbery, murder, and violence in general. Thus making them the weeds of society in particular and humanity in general. See Margaret Sanger's opinion of the "rougher" ethnicities for reference.

Person 1: Terrible news about that poor, white kid that was beaten to death at school.
Person 2: Yeah, those weeds need to be dealt with.

by MosesI February 18, 2024

Tainted weed

Marijuana laced with other drugs such as pcp, dmt. Etc.

I was buggin out last night man!
That kid gave me tainted weed!

by CHAINsmoker June 16, 2014

Steph's weed.

Steph's weed is really good marijuana that you have received from a friend, of which you do not know the strain.

Guy: "Yooooo this is really good weed, what strain is it?"
Me: "It's Steph's weed."
Guy: "What strain though?"
Me: "I don't know, it's Steph's weed."

by TheStoners Son August 1, 2018

Weed Blonde

A hair colour which could be described as a being somewhere between blonde and pale green, creating a disgusting weed colour. People who are weed blonde are often very untrustworthy or suspicious, and do not remember their own talents. Huh.

Ew, look at that guys hair, it's, like, weed blonde. I bet he's a jerk.

by Fennec Burger December 25, 2016

buck weed

Someone who smells like cow poo but looks like an inside out fish as their tongue and everything is on show and skin and what is usually outside is in.

Angelina Jolie is a buck weed.

by Reesesbuttercupsareaight February 21, 2019

vent weed

When you hide weed or other drugs inside your vent

Bro you got any vent weed inside of your frat house?

by Jalove011104 November 25, 2016

weed

That sticky icky, green machine, purps for terps herb that you can smoke.

Also a Weed Brand from Southern California with dank nugs, smalls, shake and joints

I went to the dispensary and got some fire weed. I smoked it and ate a weed edible later.

Tom-Hey Man, I like your Weed shirt where did you get it?
Danny- I bought it off Scoresomeweed.com they have dad hats too.

Dispensary talk
Patient:Hi do you carry Weed.
Budtender-yeah a ton! what are you looking for?
Patient- oh just Weed.
Budtender-like indica, sativa, hyrbid, is there a brand you like?
Patient-Weed
Budtender-umm.....
Patient-you know...Weed...buy a pound break it down type of weed.
Budtender-OHHHHH yeah we have ounces, half's and joints!

by weedntokesmoke July 27, 2020