Sucky marijuana that doesn't get you high. Just makes you slightly sleepy and pissed you paid too much for it
by parkmaster January 19, 2015

A negative term to describe someone who consumes marijuana where such drug is clearly having a detrimental effect on their being.
Can also be taken as a play on words to say that someone was 'weeded out' (taken out) of a program/job/place etc due to their drug use.
Can also be taken as a play on words to say that someone was 'weeded out' (taken out) of a program/job/place etc due to their drug use.
Person 1: Hey I kind of like her, but they're kind of... dull?
Person 2: well duh, she's totally weeded out. Look at her friends, how she talks, real obvious.
Person 2: well duh, she's totally weeded out. Look at her friends, how she talks, real obvious.
by diegdefs January 24, 2024

Stonerfication of "Ignorance," but includes an active, willful element as pertains to non use of marijuana.
Often a playful, chiding reprimand intended to provoke immediate inhalation of marijuana smoke.
Often a playful, chiding reprimand intended to provoke immediate inhalation of marijuana smoke.
Katie: "I charge you with ignoriance of the weed!"
Lisa: "I refute it thus:" *Takes a toke* *Blows the smoke*
Lisa: "I refute it thus:" *Takes a toke* *Blows the smoke*
by k80theshade February 18, 2025

When you shave your pubes and they are such a big forest that the razor (weed wacker) gets caught in your pubes and you have no other choice but to tear it off the crotch.
by Mama lama December 30, 2016

A sex act that involves a ZZ Top level bush and a man well endowed enough to do the helicopter. The man then uses the helicopter to push the bush out of the way enough to find the promised land
Steve: hey man how was that girl last night?
Frank: it was good but I had to German Weed Wacker my way through it
Frank: it was good but I had to German Weed Wacker my way through it
by German weed wacker April 13, 2017

Marijuana. A plant that makes you feel relaxed and serene and even helps relieve pain, but usually also turns you into a smelly uninteresting loser who can't talk about anything else, and is in a bad mood whenever they're not smoking it.
It's like some of these people don't realize you can't eat birthday cake for every meal...
It's like some of these people don't realize you can't eat birthday cake for every meal...
by Drank The Stank May 1, 2020

Carson Weed is a middle school student with blonde hair. He is a mega duchebag who gets no action. Carson Weed is also secretly gay and has dreams of becoming a pornstar with lots of hairy men.
by MisterFister69420 May 14, 2021
