Canadian Cudler

Dumbass American boy who cuddles with Canadian girls on VR

Jessica: I think tony is pretty cute, should I ask him out?
Tommy: nah don’t go for it he’s a total Canadian Cudler

Jessica: oh! Thanks for warning me

by WwPhrasesOfLife July 16, 2025

Canadian Polar Bear Dipping

To fuck polar bear poo because its warm and safer than trying to fuck a bear

"Yo bro I just tried Canadian Polar Bear Dipping yesterday"
"Those who know bro"

by ManSquintingAtASheetOfPaper January 13, 2025

Canadian detox

The art of drilling a hole in a Canadian maple tree and using maple syrup as lube to fuck it.

Me: “Hey Ben I heard you broke your phone on Tuesday”
Ben: “Yeah but I’m on my Canadian detox era and I’ve never felt better”

by AbandonedPenguin November 30, 2024

Canadian "wildfire"

The act of putting out your cigarette in front of a fan and watching the sparks fly across your carpet.

Don't want a Canadian "wildfire" starting in your living room

by TheNorrisRayven June 30, 2023

Canadian

An unarmed American with healthcare

A Canadian tripped over an elk and went to the hospital for free

by Samantha Crosfield March 3, 2021

Canadian Covid Mask

An act where a Male uses a Covid mask to cover his eyes while a group of random partners lines up ready to have sex with him. One of the partners who have tested positive to covid will give the male a blowjob while intensely breathing all over his dick. Then all the other partners will come and give him a blow job. Then instead of swallowing his cum they all spit it into a cup where it will suck up into a syringe then be injected into the anus. Then the male bends around to suck his own dick while the partners all cheer on fingering their pussy's.

Damm he really did the Canadian Covid Mask

by brxxdie February 15, 2022

the canadian dream

Being rich enough to leave in the winter and come back in the summer.

Buddy's livin' the Canadian Dream, trading in snow banks for sand banks, all while sippin' on some fruity drinks.

by FoulFootFollower February 3, 2023