Dick Mitton

A male condom

Sorry Sally, I forgot to put my dick mitton on last night. You might want to get a pregnancy test.

by Tilt25 July 29, 2016

dick binging

When a homosexual male or straight female go out one night with only one intention which would be sucking dick (and multiple in one night)

Im kind of scared going out with "brittany", shes going dick binging!

by Tempy123 July 28, 2016

Crouse-Dick

A serious genital health condition in which a crusty layer of rotten skin completely covers a man's penis rendering him incapable of penetrating a vagina.

"Damn.. He's got a serious case of Crouse-Dick."

"Stay away from Eric, he's got Crouse-Dick"

by swedishmegma July 27, 2016

shrink dick

The shrinking of the penis from its normal flaccid size, most commonly due to cold weather or stimulant drug use.

"my boyfriend did so much speed last night that he had a serious case of shrink dick, it was like half the size it usually is"

"its so cold out here that i know for sure i'll have a serious case of shrink dick"

by OGspeedymcgee July 21, 2016

bag of dicks

Someone who talks about dicks all day dicks always on there mind

Josh, your a bag of dicks.

by Cheerfear July 19, 2016

Chicken chow dick

When your into an Asian girl but she into some freaky shit and occasionally says something that is weird but still eventually ends up in you smashing

(In heavy Asian accent) for dinner later it is rice with a little chicken chow dick.

by Bofa deez nutss July 17, 2016

Dicked

Another definition for a boy going down on you or in other words, sex

I just got dicked last night

by Typical Niamh July 16, 2016