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fucking mug or die, why dont you just get a fucking

The fixed version of what you would type if you want to see urban dictionary have a crisis. It used to be “get the fucking mug or die, why dont you just get a fucking mug” (search that up in urban dictionary), but then there would be an extra mug at the end of a sentence. I am taking this too seriously, so let me just excuse myself and die.
Person 1: hey let me search “fucking mug or die, why dont you just get a fucking” up so I can get a kick out of urban dictionary having a crisis.
*after searching this up urban dictionary comes through the screen with a mug and a gun
Person 1: shit *dies*
by hackerman/cool dude February 19, 2022
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It means to shove a cactus up your ass or cunt or whatever the fuck you have they're telling you to the nearest cactus and then fuck it
1.Somebody's being extremely obnoxious go fuck yourself with a cactus
2. Someone wants try playing a very cancer game like that stupid cat Pictionary you say how about we play this game it's called go fuck yourself with a cactus the rules are simple go fuck yourself with a cactus
3. Somebody asks you how would you like to do something very stupid
You say how would you like to go fuck yourself of a cactus
by ಠ_ರೃ 1997 February 26, 2018
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I never fuck it up

What you say before you fuck something up.
Bill: Yo, Ted that combo is lookin' tight and long
Ted: It's my BnB, I never fuck it up.
*Drops combo*
Ted: Shit....
by imthatawesome September 21, 2012
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piddly diddly fuck all

"have you done your chemistry home work for cekander?" "Yeah right ive dont piddly diddle fuck all."
by Mike Press March 22, 2004
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Don't Fuck Me Out

When someone asks you a question using the word "fuck," you say that phrase in response if you're pissed.
Someone: "What the fuck is wrong with you?"

You: "Don't fuck me out!"
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Muffin fuck (the real deal)

When someone puts a muffin into the orifice of another person then proceeds to fuck it. This is mostly a guy on girl type situation, however I suppose we won't discriminate.
Bitch, I'm gonna Muffin fuck (the real deal) yo ass.
by B-rownie March 15, 2009
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Jesus Titty Fucking Christ

An expression of shock, fear or just plain surprise. Originating from the movie Team America.
by Polltang January 30, 2015
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