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School

one thing that is gonna give me psychopathy a prison for kids

middle school is a low security prison filled with crackheads and extremely diverse enviroment

high school is a high security prison either its gonna filled with shitheads that you will meet and have the sudden urge to kill them or your actual possible friends and teachers wont do shit like gta 5 police if they see you punch someone in self defense they will kick your ass

about school food they taste like ass

oh right morons who bully you they dont want attention they want you to suffer but like what a wise person said curbstomp the bully and they will stop so ignoring them is like ignoring a minefield and walk straight into it

they may go far as attacking you for one of the most braindead reasons possible and your parents have high expectations they expect too much from you you wont just think shit out of thin air if your teacher do have basic human decency your lucky
"im gonna get sick intentionally"

"Wait Why would you want to be infected with a random disease?"

"to not go to school"

"ok"
by deez knots January 4, 2023
mugGet the Schoolmug.

destroy school

School should be destroyed, and reason why is because I will kill myself If it isn't
"katie how long is it until lunch?"
"matt, it is 2 whole hours away and it is still morning"
"we need to pass the time without getting caught then!"

Katie and Matt write down their plans for tomorrow and kill 1 hoursworth of time
"it's so boring! katie we need to destroy school!"
by lonelywinter April 15, 2023
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HANAHAN MIDDLE SCHOOL

#1: Next year you will be going to HANAHAN MIDDLE SCHOOL !

#2: NO I'M NOT HANAHAN HAS FRUITY PEOPLE LIKE KK CRAWFORD !!!
by IZZYJACKSON March 31, 2022
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kirn middle school

a shithole school in council bluffs that's filled with retarded students and teachers that don't even know how to do their jobs
person 1: don't you go to kirn middle school or something?
person 2: that shithole? hell no!
by maybejude October 24, 2024
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augh.... school?!

School is very fucking boringgggggggggggggggggg! I want to go to beddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd!! (definition by samekplsno)
augh.... school?! oh fuck this shit i am out!
by AwesomeAlexTheReal5914 September 2, 2024
mugGet the augh.... school?!mug.

High school

It's unfair to hell to call high school hell.
Parents: How was high school?
Kid: Wheres the bleach?
by Idk I just need a username August 20, 2020
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Simmons Middle School

A stupid school that has the best science teachers but the most perverted English one. Once a girl broke a window while trying to smush a bug, and this one guy got punched in the balls so hard people heard a pop and he went to the ER. Once kids made a teacher cry so bad she left in the middle of class and left the school. At some point a meeting was called for the boys of the school cause the 8th grade boys broke down multiple bathroom stall doors. But some kid did when a national math competition so they had a little bit of intelligence.
Person 1: Hey did you hear about that go fund me for that kids balls.

Person 2: Yeah he goes to Simmons Middle School Right.

Person 1: Yeah their dumbasses.
by achair48 November 21, 2023
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