Shit-Shwasted

Getting extremely intoxicated. A degree of drunkenness, higher than getting shwasted or shitfaced.

Man #1: DAMN, She's Shitfaced!

Man #2: No, She's Shwasted....

Man #3: Dude... She's Shit-Shwasted.

All Men: Yup, that's it!

by Landon Ryan August 23, 2012

Shits and gigs

'Shits and giggles' for lazy people

I did it for shits and gigs

by tripswitch August 19, 2024

Shit sock

Putting a mushy turd inside a loose knit sock and beating someone with it. Long live JC.

That guy deserves a shit sock.

by PossumDundee July 11, 2023

Dog shit

Dallas tx way of saying “ a lot of money”

We having dog shit

by Definethesouf June 21, 2025

shit

code for "dick"

Yo, I just ate a MASSIVE SHIT

by Mr.Cattanzara December 14, 2020

Hit me, but don’t shit me

It means you’d rather be hit physically then put up with someone’s verbal crap.

Hit me, but don’t shit me, means :When someone is stirring the pot and you want to give them a friendly warning that they’re pissing you off and you’d rather be jobbed on the chin then put up with their verbal jabs, let them know straight up, hit me but don’t shit me.

by Rob Edgar July 8, 2022

Pathetic piece of shit

What triggered moralfags will call epic sigma murderers who eat babies. It's worth noting that it doesn't actually mean anything and actually reflects the speaker's own emotional state rather than whoever the speaker is addressing.

Sigma Murderer: I think today I should go burn an orphanage down and then eat a few charred children.
Moralfag: GRRRRR WHAT A PATHETIC PIECE OF SHIT!! I'M SO ANGRY RIGHT NOW!!!

by Edginglord July 15, 2025