Oh my god, you are such a Capricorn

Said every fucking white girl in America who thinks she's cool, mystique, and spiritual because she knows about obsolete astrology concepts and just told you this because you did some minor stupid shit and Capricorn happens to be your sign. The application may vary depending on the victim's corresponding zodiac sign.

You, a Capricorn: "Hey guys I'll be right back, I gotta clean up some glass from a vase I knocked over."

That one fucking bitch at the party: "Oh my god, you are such a Capricorn"

by ThePopSmoke(whoisdead) January 18, 2021

my bad

When you messed up so terribly and you don't want to do anything about it

"Why did you cheat on me with your sister?" "My bad. Didn't know we were exclusive."

by oooooh weeeeee January 18, 2021

I think my leg is broken

And you have to be carried out, because you think its a really bad break- because you cant feel it.

Fitz: I hope you saved some energy cuz.. my legs pinned. I think my leg is broken. You're gonna have to carry me out.
Mack: I got you turbo.

by Zema'am January 21, 2021

grease my bog

Something said to disparage

I’d rather grease my bog than date ...”...”

by Nick smith post January 22, 2021

Eat my dump

And now for the trick you

Eat my dump, foo !

by confused cajun man January 22, 2021

Cleaned My Clock

When a Woman takes your soul from you with fellatio and leaves nothing In your scrotum! Completely Empty

Man the way she “Cleaned My Clock” I think I’m in love or something close to it

by King Renzo January 22, 2021

My friend Rachael

An amazing person that I may or may not have a crush on.

Me: Hey do you know my friend Rachael?
Other person: Who?

by Hunter Fudge January 22, 2021