Puking shits

When you are vomiting and have the runs at the same time. Hence, Puking shits.

#1: Bro, you weren't at work today, the boss is mad as fuck.

#2: Man, I was sick. I had the puking shits.

#1: Oh. It's a good idea you didn't come to work then.

by Pepsi max drinking white man June 14, 2010

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Round piece of shit

Calliou

You're a fucking round piece of shit.

by bagofceasersalad June 28, 2016

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Shit tragedy

When a bunch of evil individuals destroy a country or a place, and continue living at the end.

In a traditional tragedy, all of the characters die at the end but in a shit tragedy like the Fall of the United States, no one is dying so the horrible story isn't over and the damage continues.

by Publius0987 August 5, 2025

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To be a piece of shit is intended to be an undesirable characteristic of oneself or another person.

How to know you’ve become a piece of shit?

When you feel as filthy as the turd you squeeze out of your anus, daily.

Add a bonus if you’re working on multiple turds.

Consciousness: I bet if you fuck that party rag doll begging for a pegging you’ll feel like a piece of shit after.

Criticism: But why, all she needs right now is a nice ride and look at those melons..

Consciousness: It may be a nice ride for sure but what about Anna waiting back home.

by bongholmes January 7, 2022

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