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your mom 

Brother:What you doing after moms funeral today?
Me: YOUR MOM!!!!!!!!!!!
your mom by your mom 72 December 1, 2016

Your Mom 

Possibly the worst comeback in history that you can say, but everyone thinks it is so funny
I was talking to Nolan and called him a dumbass, and he said Your Mom is a dumbass.
Your Mom by Theepicboss2 December 13, 2016

your moms a party 

When your bestfriend has sex with your mom
Bob:"hey, where were you last night? I called you like a million times.
Jack:"lets just say that your moms a party. Winky face"
your moms a party by Pepeisalive December 14, 2016

Your Mom 

"Your Mom" The word that 12 year olds tell you on Xbox While playing call of duty to Start some shit
Me:Why do you Keep fucking camping
Him Becuase Your Mom
Your Mom by FreshhMemes December 30, 2016

Your mum for five minutes 

A humorous response to someone who ask you what your going to do with your cash
John: Hey what would you buy for one pound eighty

Billy:Your mum for five minutes

your mum 

A dumb joke that idiots use like me.

idiots also use it for roasting people but we all know that won't work
roast: person: boii you look like saggy wet noodles

idiot: like your mum?
your mum by WhoEatDaOreo January 14, 2017