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The best gamer ever and is rank 1 in overwatch and is the best gamer on switch. Pog
Mr.Waffle is the best gamer on switch.
Mr.Waffle by TTVGar March 1, 2021

Twat Waffle

A sexual act. First, a penis-owner uses waffle batter as lube to penetrate a vagina-owner without a condom, releasing their load inside their partner. The vagina-owner then squats over a waffle iron to create a delicious breakfast for them to eat.
Last night we had twat waffles for dinner...reminded me of crab cake.
Twat Waffle by twew March 10, 2021

R6_waffle_eater

Another version of superhotfish.
If someone got this gamertag you know the virgin levels are off the charts and they are so incredibly free
"R6_waffle_eater doesn't even eat waffles"

Mac Waffle 

A Mac Waffle is when you get so frustrated with your Apple laptop that you take a shit on your keyboard and close the laptop. Then, when opened again, you have a flattened turd with the impressions of small squares from the keyboard, giving it the likeness of a waffle.
Dude my MacBook is so frustrating. It won’t let me do anything that I have to do! I’m about to make a Mac Waffle!!
Mac Waffle by jaytothegizzle March 31, 2021

Coffee Waffle 

When you take a shower after drinking coffee and have to take a shit. So you end up waffle stomping them down the drain.
"I got the coffee shits so bad in the shower this morning that I had to Coffee Waffle them."
Coffee Waffle by sailorkatz April 4, 2021