Uncle

Someone who seems intellectual but they actually only posses surface level knowledge and no deeper understanding or knowledge on the subject.

He's no smart he's an uncle

Oh look at this uncle with so many hot takes.

by Kaka12346789 April 17, 2021

UNCLE

UNCLE is an obscene Sudanese-language word, which often refers to the act of tobacco consumption but is also commonly used to denote and hint forthcoming danger. Its origin is obscure but is usually considered to be first attested to around early 2018 in Chang Mai, Thailand. although it may be considerably older. In modern usage, the term UNCLE and its derivatives (such as UNCLE BEN and UNCS) can be used as a noun, a verb, an adjective, an interjection, or an adverb. There are many common phrases that employ the word, as well as compounds that incorporate it, such as UNCLE dokh UNCLE FAINTER and UNCES.

"yo man mashe tagadeha UNCLE"
"Of course bruv"
"jay ma3ak ya rasta"

by wellgoddammit May 4, 2018

Uncle Smirny

The headache you get the morning after drinking the cheap vodka, Smirnoff.

"I can't come to work today, Uncle Smirny has come to visit,"

by one groovy chick May 18, 2016

WHORE UNCLE

So, your sitting at home. Watching porn and jerking yer Mickie, but then, your WHORE UNCLE comes in and gives you a quick blowie. You cum in his teeth gap and stick your 1 incher in his ear, in the end. Your whore uncle raped you!

Yesterday, my uncle turned into a WHORE UNCLE

by CumStainUncleShagger September 22, 2019

Uncle fizzle

A friend that acts like a big deal, goes hard at the party and fizzles out first

Dan B, aka uncle fizzle, lasted until 9pm at the party and then went home to sleep

by BucketB December 28, 2022

skibidi sigma ohio level 5 gy'att with the literal goat sauce so lookxxmax ohio rizz so muscle daddy in ohio only in ohio uncle giggled my ass when i was five

a level five chad with rizz from ohio

person 1: Yo are you sigma skibidi? i heard you were!
person 2: Nahh but Mathias is a lskibidi sigma ohio level 5 gy'att with the literal goat sauce so lookxxmax ohio rizz so muscle daddy in ohio only in ohio uncle giggled my ass when i was five.

by penisslikker January 2, 2024

Uncle Rodger

The term uncle rodger means a friend of the family who tries to make a move on a your single mother. An uncle rodger often uses lame excuses to come and visit.

“Remember that bloke we met at Christmas”
“Yeah”
“He’s doing and Uncle Rodger”

by Chodemuncher69 July 22, 2022