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Rip Van Winkle festival

When more than 3 people purposely trap their genitals in a vehicle door.
"both of us ended up with our bollocks and todgers trapped, it was a proper Rip Van Winkle Festival!"
by hackneydale November 17, 2015
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Ripped

To be proven wrong, in a sense or embarrassment or not; to be so sure that you're right and everyone else is wrong, and it turns out you're wrong.
Person 1: The space landing is a myth.
Person 2: No it's not you dumbass, why do you think they have NASA, a whole organisation dedicated to astronautics.
Person 1: Shut up, it's a fake.
Person 2: *Gives loads of evidence to prove it's real*
Teacher: Yeah, it's real.
Head of NASA: It's not made up, ya' stupid kid.

Person 1:.... Ripped.
by Lloydo March 6, 2007
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Ripped

Ripped}- it means "wrong" "disgusting" "manky" "ugly" "weird" or "sick" (in a cool way, not actually i got the flu sick)
and sometimes you can use it to describe someones reputation.
person1- "your new shoes are ripped man,"
person2- "thanks!
by Aye its anna June 16, 2018
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rip and rocket

When you're getting a hand job and a wax job at the same time. Make sure it's from one of the cute asians, not the fugly one
Friend: How was the wax job?
Me: It was good. She gave me the ol' rip and rocket
Friend: Sick!
by deejaay_cs October 21, 2017
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rip monster

A lament for the death of any loved thing but mainly as an affirmation of sarcastic fail. Originally from a classic 4chins image board post. “Monster was a good DOGGO. He chased the postman, ate bacon. Mom was gonna take him to the Vet but she couldn’t afford it. Monster died today. Rip Monster.”
Tony says ‘Hey watch me Kickflip this 12step.’ (Eats shit)
Bam responds, ewwww, RIP MONSTER
by Astrofox21 December 7, 2022
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Ripped Moto

1. To be so great at something you are a easily the best compared to your peers.

2. To be so terrible at something you are easily the worst compared to your peers
Bellossom you are a total ripped moto

Thanks pal!.....wait what?
by The fact checker September 17, 2020
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rip a JO

Slang or code for masturbating. (JO: Jack Off)
Friend: Yo guys should I rip a JO on this airplane?
by a really terrible person May 28, 2022
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