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Larlee Cards

Larlee Cards is a drinking game created by the venerable Mr. Larlee of Demarest.

Player 1-???
The rules:
1. Place the deck on any surface
2. Choose who draws first (if your playing by yourself, pick yourself)
3. Draw a card
4. If the card is higher than 5, take a shot
5. If the card is lower than 5, take a shot
6. If the card is 5, take two shots
7. Play until someone blacks out
I just played Larlee cards and Amanda tried to get me to sleep with her best friend
by DutchMan117 March 8, 2011
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Straight Card

A person in a high energy group who decides to be much more clear headed, reasonable and serious than the others. May be regarded as a stiff, or a buzz kill when in reality: they're the most integral to the longevity and prosperity of the group. Is typically not the leader of a high energy group, but more of a guardian angel on the sidelines.
"Man, James is such a damn straight card. Bastard fought me for my keys that night. Yeah dude I was going to get us home safe. I only had like... eight small ones..."
by James The Chaperone February 23, 2025
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Universal Nigga Card

The universally recognized license to say the term "nigga" as a Caucasian and not be royally fucked up by the black community. The one and only active UNC is issued to the legendary rapper Marshall Mathers AKA Eminem.
Bruh, Eminem has the only Universal Nigga Card in the galaxy. He's the only white dude who can say "nigga" freely and not get Timberland stomped. The world must respect Eminem.
by GangstaWee June 2, 2022
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Creepy Card

An argument, similar to the race card but used to try and shame men who speak their mind about things that are important to society.
Bob: "Women shouldn't be dressing in slutty clothes to work and talking smack about their husband."
Linda: "Stop thinking you can tell others how to live their lives. And stop judging others. That’s’ just creepy."
Bob: "You need to stop pulling the creepy card"
by thenextbojizzle September 30, 2022
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White Fragility Card

The white fragility card is a white people angry, gaslighting scapegoat card often pulled by fragile & overly emotional Karen's and Kyles that have white privilege to white wash and try to desperately control the narrative but they can't. White Fragility card can be pulled by white people when they are in a state of experiencing minimum amount of racial stress and somehow it becomes intolerable to them, triggering a range of defensive moves. These moves include trying to shame people often black people for racially and ethnically celebrating their culture and ancestry.

the outward display of emotions such as anger, fear, and guilt, and behaviors such as argumentation, silence, and leaving the stress-inducing situation. These behaviors, in turn, function to reinstate white racial equilibrium. This term was often used by Tick Tock and Instagram users in order to properly label white people that get offended by people bringing up race related issues.
Example; have you noticed that when black people talk about cultural things black people love to experience you always have that one annoying white person that loves to pull their white fragility card and say "here you go with the race card".

Example: people bring up statistics about white people usually being the Mass shooters/domestic terrorist and then there's that one white person that says," why do you have to bring race into it".

Example: black people celebrating the success of their ancestors and fellow black people across the African diaspora and then there's that one irritated white person that has to butt in and say, " why'd you have to bring race into it?".
by Da truth bringa June 20, 2025
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leave my business card

ejaculate, ejaculation, material containing ones' 'genetic address' left on/in a spot, situation, or 'factory'
i made sure i didn't leave my business card with jenna

i made sure to leave my business card with her/him/it

i tried not to leave my business card on her bed!!
by michael foolsley April 13, 2011
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Pokémon Card

A useless piece of cardboard that people pay $10,000+ for.

Pokémon cards are cards with foil in them.
I paid ten thousand dollars for this piece of cardboard called a Pokémon card.
by imachingchong January 31, 2023
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