Spider squirrel

A cute mutated penis the size of a bird-eating spider.

Bro I didn't know you had a spider squirrel! I wish I could get a taste of that juicy meat.

by Whore Dan December 4, 2020

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Dirt Squirrel

A noodle arm lookin' redneck-gangster, who looks like they haven't showered in about 2 months. Commonly found with a herd of dirt squirrels, standing by their cars in a city hall parking lot.

He is a dirt squirrel.

by kvli December 8, 2020

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girl-squirrel

What da young NASA engineer Mark Rober discovered dat "Phat Gus" was during his "ninja-warrior obstacle course" squirrel-feeder experiment.

After discovering dat "Phat Gus" was "not a dude" (said gray chatterer was so roly-poly --- and had such a prodigious appetite --- due to being FULL OF BABIES, not from overeating), Mark Rober renamed his small furry "girl-squirrel" friend "Phantastic Gus".

by QuacksO February 24, 2021

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Dirt Squirrel

One whose actions end up in either that person did not benefit, they got caught, or they just didn't know how stupid they were for doing it. This therefore would make them as useful as a squirrel in the dirt. Dirt Squirrel.

Also have such traits as: Backstabbing, Ratting, Twitchy, No Morals, Selfish, Stupid in general, lack common sense, and also will do anything to get what they want. They think of no consequence of actions they have done.

"If your so fucking stupid, you might as well be dumber than a dirt squirrel"

by Squirrly Dirty May 10, 2021

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amy squire

AMY SQUIRE. is a girl who is a homosexual!😝 and is completely proud to say it 🏳️ 🌈🏳️ 🌈🏳️ 🌈 as she shares her lesbian and experiences on her tiktok page. jumbo*****.

“hey! do you know amy squire!”

“yeah! she’s gay”

by puthay my religion June 26, 2021

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