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jack-off sock

a female member of a group of friends who is often used buy the male members as a way of releasing sexual frustrations and frequently tossed aside after like a sock after a load has been shot into it
dave: dude, i just saw you grab karen's ass. do you guys have a thing?
greg: naw, we haven't even done anything. she's just the designated jack-off sock.
by NotASock March 26, 2010
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The Boy's Sock Theory

If you have socks on and you say something gay, you are cleansed of your gay sins and protected but if either your socks are wet or you don't have socks on, you are not cleansed from your gay sins and not protected.
Friend #1 - Hey bro, you looking cute and thicc today.

Friend #2 - Whoa, do you got your socks on?

Friend #1 - Of course I do.

Friend #2 - Are they wet?

Friend #1 - No, they are completely dry.

Friend #2 - Oh, well thanks for the compliment bro.

Friend #1 - Why would it matter if my socks were on or if they were wet?

Friend #2 - It's because of The Boy's Sock Theory. I just want to make sure your weren't lacking.
by PumpAction January 7, 2022
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soaked her socks

Making a woman so wet her socks are soaked
I was flirting with that woman so hard she soaked her socks.
by R1ch4rd Bre4th October 29, 2019
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NY Sock Exchange

When college roommates exchange socks to take care of their personal business in the middle of the night.
Those two guys are roommates at SUNY P and are the kings of the midnight NY Sock Exchange.
by rockNrollTUFFguy November 8, 2023
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like a cock in a sock

When something fits perfectly, just slips straight in.
by Neville September 19, 2017
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Sock-eye salmon

A form of artificial insemination that involve the one-eyed monster releasing its genetic material in to a sock. The sock is then invirted and inserted (usually via fisting) in to a woman's vagina.
Person1: How is Jamie pregnant with Johnny's baby? I thought they never slept together.

Person2: He didn't! She stole his spank sock and gave herself a Sock-eye salmon!
by Cliford Bauford III November 18, 2010
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butter in your socks

A way to indicate that someone is glowed up or having a spicy attitude. This phrase is also applied to anyone that has made regrettable mistakes when highly intoxicated.
Oh, you went home with that fat chick? You must've had butter in your socks.
Damn, that dude lookin' fine. Got that butter in his socks!
by Humongous Sauce November 5, 2020
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