a female member of a group of friends who is often used buy the male members as a way of releasing sexual frustrations and frequently tossed aside after like a sock after a load has been shot into it
dave: dude, i just saw you grab karen's ass. do you guys have a thing?
greg: naw, we haven't even done anything. she's just the designated jack-off sock.
greg: naw, we haven't even done anything. she's just the designated jack-off sock.
by NotASock March 26, 2010
Get the jack-off sockmug. If you have socks on and you say something gay, you are cleansed of your gay sins and protected but if either your socks are wet or you don't have socks on, you are not cleansed from your gay sins and not protected.
Friend #1 - Hey bro, you looking cute and thicc today.
Friend #2 - Whoa, do you got your socks on?
Friend #1 - Of course I do.
Friend #2 - Are they wet?
Friend #1 - No, they are completely dry.
Friend #2 - Oh, well thanks for the compliment bro.
Friend #1 - Why would it matter if my socks were on or if they were wet?
Friend #2 - It's because of The Boy's Sock Theory. I just want to make sure your weren't lacking.
Friend #2 - Whoa, do you got your socks on?
Friend #1 - Of course I do.
Friend #2 - Are they wet?
Friend #1 - No, they are completely dry.
Friend #2 - Oh, well thanks for the compliment bro.
Friend #1 - Why would it matter if my socks were on or if they were wet?
Friend #2 - It's because of The Boy's Sock Theory. I just want to make sure your weren't lacking.
by PumpAction January 7, 2022
Get the The Boy's Sock Theorymug. by R1ch4rd Bre4th October 29, 2019
Get the soaked her socksmug. When college roommates exchange socks to take care of their personal business in the middle of the night.
by rockNrollTUFFguy November 8, 2023
Get the NY Sock Exchangemug. by Neville September 19, 2017
Get the like a cock in a sockmug. A form of artificial insemination that involve the one-eyed monster releasing its genetic material in to a sock. The sock is then invirted and inserted (usually via fisting) in to a woman's vagina.
Person1: How is Jamie pregnant with Johnny's baby? I thought they never slept together.
Person2: He didn't! She stole his spank sock and gave herself a Sock-eye salmon!
Person2: He didn't! She stole his spank sock and gave herself a Sock-eye salmon!
by Cliford Bauford III November 18, 2010
Get the Sock-eye salmonmug. A way to indicate that someone is glowed up or having a spicy attitude. This phrase is also applied to anyone that has made regrettable mistakes when highly intoxicated.
Oh, you went home with that fat chick? You must've had butter in your socks.
Damn, that dude lookin' fine. Got that butter in his socks!
Damn, that dude lookin' fine. Got that butter in his socks!
by Humongous Sauce November 5, 2020
Get the butter in your socksmug.