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Get the note to self mug.The 0.5 selfie (pronounced "point five selfie") is the Gen Z version of the Myspace pose. It was made popular by social media influencers and other jobless young people that need attention from strangers. Gen Z persons have limited education and work ethic so the steps of a 0.5 selfie are extremely simple.
Step 1: Set your cell phone camera to the widest angle allowed.
Step 2: Stand in a strange position, the more awkward looking. If you can show all four limbs at once that is even better better.
Step 3: Hold camera above head and as far away from the body as possible.
Step 4: Make a face that portrays boredom. Pretend that you are not an "attention whore" and hate having your picture taken
Step 5: Take a picture and repeat at least 15 times while other people with real lives try to maneuver around you.
Step 6: Post to social media while pretending you are important enough that people will care.
If done correctly your head will look very small while your arms and legs will look incredibly large and strangely disproportionate. A good point five selfie will not represent what you truly look like.
For maximum effect these pictures are taken in settings that no one cares what you are doing. Good locations to take them would at a grocery store or riding in an elevator.
Step 1: Set your cell phone camera to the widest angle allowed.
Step 2: Stand in a strange position, the more awkward looking. If you can show all four limbs at once that is even better better.
Step 3: Hold camera above head and as far away from the body as possible.
Step 4: Make a face that portrays boredom. Pretend that you are not an "attention whore" and hate having your picture taken
Step 5: Take a picture and repeat at least 15 times while other people with real lives try to maneuver around you.
Step 6: Post to social media while pretending you are important enough that people will care.
If done correctly your head will look very small while your arms and legs will look incredibly large and strangely disproportionate. A good point five selfie will not represent what you truly look like.
For maximum effect these pictures are taken in settings that no one cares what you are doing. Good locations to take them would at a grocery store or riding in an elevator.
I know all my followers really want to see me eating chex mix while standing in a stair well so I should take a point five selfie.
by Wordiculous July 18, 2022
Get the Point five selfie mug.Humanity has finally hit 100% retardedness. A son was actually made about taking a selfie. A girl is in a bathroom taking selfies and talking about boys and throwing up at any chance she can (probably because she balimic ) but that story is for another day. While her friend wants to get out of the bathroom she says "But first let me take a selfie" making her possibly a worse person than Adolf Hitler himself.
Hey shaniqua ?
Yesh babez ?
Want to go outside and get out of this brothel ?
Yesh, But first let me take a selfie !
Wow this girl is sooo ratchet.
Yesh babez ?
Want to go outside and get out of this brothel ?
Yesh, But first let me take a selfie !
Wow this girl is sooo ratchet.
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Get the but first let me take a selfie mug.This is the most redneck town in VA.
All boys talk about on the bus is what wheels they put on their 4 wheelers and the girls either don't have any fashion sense at all and just wear stinky t shirts and jeans or they're wiggers or they don't bathe and always smell really bad.
Being a prep at heart and not being able to go all the way with in this town is very heartbreaking. For example if I wore a pair of capris with whales embroidered on them, every kid in my school would make fun of me.
It is so sad.
These people are also very mean.
They can't try to be sophisticated at all. Again, I cry to myself. I swear, I am living in the wrong place. I should be living in williamsburg, VA, which is the best town in the country, not to mention the world!!
But yes seaford is a place where people always talk about going to the huge Baptist church, even when they're not Baptist, just so they can hear the latest gossip.
It is also a place where there are the popular cheerleaders and losers, goths, exc., but it is not sophisticated enough to have real preps (which is so sad!)
It is also a place where people hang out at the Seaford Country Market, which is owned by a fat, arrogant man who has a fat arrogant son who rides my bus and always pushes me out of his way when I'm in his flipping (excuse my french) way!
All boys talk about on the bus is what wheels they put on their 4 wheelers and the girls either don't have any fashion sense at all and just wear stinky t shirts and jeans or they're wiggers or they don't bathe and always smell really bad.
Being a prep at heart and not being able to go all the way with in this town is very heartbreaking. For example if I wore a pair of capris with whales embroidered on them, every kid in my school would make fun of me.
It is so sad.
These people are also very mean.
They can't try to be sophisticated at all. Again, I cry to myself. I swear, I am living in the wrong place. I should be living in williamsburg, VA, which is the best town in the country, not to mention the world!!
But yes seaford is a place where people always talk about going to the huge Baptist church, even when they're not Baptist, just so they can hear the latest gossip.
It is also a place where there are the popular cheerleaders and losers, goths, exc., but it is not sophisticated enough to have real preps (which is so sad!)
It is also a place where people hang out at the Seaford Country Market, which is owned by a fat, arrogant man who has a fat arrogant son who rides my bus and always pushes me out of his way when I'm in his flipping (excuse my french) way!
Boy 1: Are goin' to the Cu'ntry market tonight?
Girl 1: Yeah, baby. I'll be there. Are ya gonna bring yo fo' wheela?!
Boy 1: Yeah, and we'll go ridin' through Seafo'd on it.
Girl 1: Ohhhhhhhhhhhh Yeah!
Girl 1: Yeah, baby. I'll be there. Are ya gonna bring yo fo' wheela?!
Boy 1: Yeah, and we'll go ridin' through Seafo'd on it.
Girl 1: Ohhhhhhhhhhhh Yeah!
by A suffering prep in a redneck-hick town February 22, 2005
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