3 definitions by A suffering prep in a redneck-hick town

This is the most redneck town in VA.
All boys talk about on the bus is what wheels they put on their 4 wheelers and the girls either don't have any fashion sense at all and just wear stinky t shirts and jeans or they're wiggers or they don't bathe and always smell really bad.
Being a prep at heart and not being able to go all the way with in this town is very heartbreaking. For example if I wore a pair of capris with whales embroidered on them, every kid in my school would make fun of me.
It is so sad.
These people are also very mean.
They can't try to be sophisticated at all. Again, I cry to myself. I swear, I am living in the wrong place. I should be living in williamsburg, VA, which is the best town in the country, not to mention the world!!

But yes seaford is a place where people always talk about going to the huge Baptist church, even when they're not Baptist, just so they can hear the latest gossip.
It is also a place where there are the popular cheerleaders and losers, goths, exc., but it is not sophisticated enough to have real preps (which is so sad!)

It is also a place where people hang out at the Seaford Country Market, which is owned by a fat, arrogant man who has a fat arrogant son who rides my bus and always pushes me out of his way when I'm in his flipping (excuse my french) way!
Boy 1: Are goin' to the Cu'ntry market tonight?

Girl 1: Yeah, baby. I'll be there. Are ya gonna bring yo fo' wheela?!

Boy 1: Yeah, and we'll go ridin' through Seafo'd on it.

Girl 1: Ohhhhhhhhhhhh Yeah!
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The most retarded store in the world. People who their wardrobe consists of nothing but Aeropostale are frickin idiots and try to hard too be aprep. It is a sad story. I have found one thing that I really liked here and that is it. Their clothes are crap and they fall apart. The one thing I wear from here is a belt and that is it! It is a very cute belt, but everything else in that store just has too many monkeys and butterflies on it! It's like if you see something with a frickin butterfly on it, you know where it's from. I know one girl who is a cheerleader and all she wears is Aeropostale. It is sickening.
Alex (a girl): OMG! Look, this weekend I totally went shopping at Aero and I got this sweater and it soooo looks like a Ralph Lauren one, but I'm such a poser, I just had too get one from Aero!!

Me: Oh, well, then. If that's what you feel you must do, then so be it. uhhhhhhhh.

Alex: Well, at least I'm not spending a ton of money on a polo at J.Crew like you. I mean, it's probably just as poorly made as mine from Aero are!

Me: Give me a break!
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What is up with all these really long definitions dissing preps???? This is wrong! All these people who define preps as stupid, annoying, A&F and A&E wearing snobs are totally WRONG!!!! Preps are smart and nice and if you didn't know that, you've proably never meta real prep before or you're just jealous of us! FYI real preps do not wear AF, AE and Hollister. We tend to go for more classic, conservative stores and we do not wear Miss.Sixty jeans!! Holy shit! All you people that think have obviously never seen or met a REAL Prep!!
Buffy:Hey, Muffy! What's going on with you today?
Muffy: Nothing much. I'm just studying for the Math exam tomorrow.
Buffy: Good for you! I'm just about ready to go shopping at J.Crew.
Muffy: Ok, well, see you later!
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